Saturday 21st April @ 7.30pm Theatr Mwldan, Cardigan If you only see one doctor this year, make it Dr Phil....

Learn to pleasure yourself safely and save the NHS all at once with Private Eye’s medical correspondent, practicing GP and the only comedian to have played a Public Inquiry. A unique mix of the anatomical and the political, Dr Phil's Rude Health Show is live at Theatr Mwldan on Saturday 21st April at 7.30pm.

Most of us are hard-wired to seek pleasure, but no health system in the world can cope with the tsunami of accident-prone, drug-addled, sex-obsessed, lard-buckets headed its way. Yet very little medical research has been done into pleasure. Why do children put things in their upper holes and adults in their lower ones? Is it safe to fall asleep with a penis enlarger on? Can anyone put a condom on with less than three hands? Should dogs be prescribed on the NHS? And what should you do if someone dies on you during sex? If you want to know how to pleasure yourself without ending up in casualty, Dr Phil has all the answers. And if he doesn’t he’ll do what all doctors do, make something up.

Dr Phil made his name as one half of the incredibly successful and award winning Struck Off and Die, has gone on to tour the country with his solo shows and has written three best-selling books (Medicine Balls, Trust Me I’m Still a Doctor and Sex, Sleep or Scrabble). Phil also appears regularly on Have I Got News For You, Trust Me I’m a Doctor, Countdown, News Quiz, The One Show and The Now Show. He recently co-wrote Polyoaks, a timely Radio 4 medical satire based in the murky and confusing world of the coalition’s NHS reforms starring Nigel Planer, Celia Imrie, Tony Gardner and David Westhead.

Tickets for this eye watering evening of fun are available to book now at £12 (£10 concessions and NHS Workers) from Theatr Mwldan’s Box Office on 01239 621200, online at or via Smart phones at