New Jersey ladies' man Jon Martello has an unrealistic attitude to sex - fuelled by the fantasy scenarios in his favourite adult films. That changes when he encounters gum-chewing sex bomb, Barbara Sugarman.
Inventor Flint Lockwood's machine, the FLDSMDFR, has continued to produce gargantuan foodstuffs, which pose a danger to mankind. So Flint embarks on a mission to destroy the FLDSMDFR accompanied by his girlfriend Sam.
Outrageous misfortune sucks garden snail Turbo into the engine of a street-racing car. He is coated in nitrous oxide, which fuses with his DNA and allows the snail to perform bursts of death-defying speed.
Farroukh Erdogan is arrested as a suspected terrorist, responsible for bombing a London market. Defence attorney Martin Rose pieces together the truth - a grand conspiracy involving the upper echelons of power.